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TRESSEL HIRES PROVEN STEROID USER AS STRENGTH COACH.

Jim Tressel hires a proven steroid user as the new strength coach for the Buckeyes, according to Fan Blogs. Tressel says Butch Reynolds, Olympic silver medalist and recipient of a two-year ban for a postive steroid test, will be charged with making the Buckeyes faster. You know, real fast, like Ben Johnson. In addition, Tressel also announced the hire of Sal "The Whale" Vanzetti as OSU's new compliance officer and special advisor on gambling in student sport, Todd Marinovich as special liason for student affairs/drug policy, and Brian Blades as WRs assistant coach/advisor on firearms on the campus.

With Tressel's new hire...

...the Buckeyes will all be as ripped as Groundskeeper Willie.