Okay, Its another non-football diversion, but it was too funny to pass up. A security guard, following a trail of blood and a banging noise which led to a car trunk. Instead of finding a victim, he found an attempted car thief. I wonder how his Wonderlic score would have been. Just think, if only he had died in the process he be a shoe in for a Darwin award.
CAR THIEF LOCKS SELF IN TRUNK, GETS NABBED