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OHIO STATE BANS A BOOSTER. COLOR US SHOCKED.

Ohio State AD Andy Geiger has excommunicated overly supportive booster Robert Q. Baker from the church of the Buckeye for giving 500 bucks to qb Troy Smith, a gift that caused Smith's suspension from the Alamo Bowl and did little to dispel OSU's reputation as a program under siege by meddling boosters. Kudos to Geiger for sending the message; it certainly raises his status as someone committed to enforcing a rule every now and again. As for Tressel, though, we still wouldn't trust him with the keys to our neighbor's 74 Vega. Something about that goddamn sweater vest makes us suspicious.

Underneath his innocent exterior, we suspect Jim Tressel would buy your soul for a donut.