Houston Nutt has decided to stop his recently instituted practice of dressing loafing players in pink jerseys in order to avoid offending breast cancer survivors. Evidently they've made pink their own tough "I kicked cancer's ass" kind of thing, so Nutt, ever prepared, has decided on a reasonable subsitute for the pink jersey.
Nutt said the coaches are considering another color, possibly burnt orange, the color of Arkansas rival Texas.
Hasn't he considered what bronzer addicts and tanning bed freaks will make of this? We know at least one person who'll be upset by this rank characterization of our burnt-orange citizens and their allegedly poor work habits: