You could always be watching NASCAR, which is a great way to pass the offseason provided Darrell Waltrip is calling the race on Fox and you've had one or nine beers or so.
In case you don't believe us, check out NASCAR's greatest feuds here. My teasers for the link?
1. Two names: Buckshot Jones and Tiny Lund
2. This quote: "He went to beating on my fist with his nose. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
If that ain't country you can kiss my ass.