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FULMER CUPDATE: ILLINOIS IS NOT BIG ON RESEARCH
We don't understand homophobia as a matter of simple arithmetic. If you haven't watched enough television to understand gay men, we will bring you up to speed. They tend to be fit, well-groomed, and stylish. They hang out with single girls who just want the love of Mr. Perfect, and commiserate...
AN AUTOGRAPH JUST AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
One of our Georgia-based tipsters reports from Atlanta Magazine's "Best of Atlanta" party earlier this week: . . . they had these two Fender Stratocaster-"esque" guitars, one signed by Saban and one by Tebow, with bids starting at $800 apiece for the silent auction benefiting a local kids'...
There Simply is No Basis for Believing Lane Kiffin Will Succeed
Senator Blutarsky doesn’t miss much, so, when he says he just doesn’t get it, you can bet it isn’t for lack of intellect or lack of effort. If he can’t make at least some semblance of sense out of what you’re saying and doing, there’s a pretty good chance your behavior is nonsensical. Brian Cook,...
The Glorious Return of Friday ITEMS!
If it's Friday, these must be ITEMS!ITEM! Dr. Tom Davis has been named to the UI Varsity Club Hall of Fame! He will be joined in the 2008 class by Marv Cook, Lincoln McIlravy, and three people you have never heard of.ITEM! [NAME REDACTED], who replaced Dr. Tom at Iowa but probably won't be doing so...
Jake Kelly is looking good
We like the concept of USBasket.com. Lists of all college and pro leagues, both here and abroad. Rosters, pictures, etc. The concept's fine.But how bad is it when a site still lists [name redacted] as the head coach at Iowa... and that's only the second-most egregious error on the Iowa page?Oh, and...
I HAVE A QUESTION
Loosen up, Coach. The camera can't really steal your soul. The basketball team is not good. Let’s be clear about that upfront. This isn’t about them; it’s about you and what kind of a fan you are. That’s right, Kemosabe, I’m questioning your fanhood.Everyone loves winning and being a fan of a...






