freekery Stories - Every Day Should Be Saturday
THE HONEY BADGER TAKES WHAT HE WANT (IN PROPER ORDER)
The Honey Badger is always running about, eating constantly and terrorizing the savanna with his relentless hunger. Up the tree he goes, devouring a cobra; down the tree he runs, tearing ass after a monitor lizard only after savaging a nest full of adorable baby birds on the way down. Whence the...
LSUFREEK ON MIAMI: BURN BABY BURN
Hey, you! You're looking as fresh as the new snap of fall in the air this morning. Is that a new shirt? No? Well, that new gym routine must be working, Mary SWOLEstonecraft SWELLy, because you look ready to hug the stripes off a tiger, Tiger! ROWR! Did you see this? No? Well, you should probably...






