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MEDIOCRITY WEEK PICKS
Orson: I say we do this by order of MEDIOCRE THINGS, because it is a mediocre weekend of football in general. Holly: Huzzah, Homecoming! Orson: Northwestern@ Iowa. Mediocre thing to match: Push-ups. Insubstantial, cold, and frustrating because after all that pushing and licking, it's really just...
FULMER CUP: THE BIG BOARD RETURNS
After a prolonged absence, the Big Board returns, courtesy of boardmaster Brian. Who is hung. Like Reggie. Fucking. Nelson. Details, notes, open guffawing and shameful admissions of laxity. All updates from the current processing station are entered, including UConn's loss of points, MTSU's...
EDSBS JEOPARDY: WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER TREBEK?
Q: "What is Frank Beamer's balanced breakfast?" A: Q: "What is Jonathan Crompton?" A: Q: "What is the name of UConn coach Randy Edsall's blue-ribbon winning Boston Terrier stud?" (The judges would also accept "Carson Palmer's favorite soda.") A: Q: What are the current contents of Mike...
SAGARIN IS POT-CLANGING INSANE
You can tell a lot about a website. For example, this one is loaded with ads, a hopelessly neglected blogroll, a homer-ish banner and colors, and profanities. This means it is probably run by a guy who is a bit greedy, profane, and devoted to his team past the point of rationality. This would be...
BLOGPOLL, WEEK NEGATIVE ONE
Our blogpoll is after the jump, and it's the usual fine mess minus the fine. It was late, as well, and therefore not included in the current tally. We blame repeated viewings of the Big Ten Nutwork video for the delay. Rank Team Delta 1 Georgia 25 2 Oklahoma 24 3 Southern Cal 23...
BLOGTOBERFEST: SILVER LINING EDITION
LSUFreek would like to point out that though Trindon Holliday didn't qualify for the Olympics, LSU runner Richard Thompson did. He finished second running for Trinidad and Tobago, beating Walter Dix of Florida State, who celebrated winning bronze by losing by thirty points to Florida. Both would...
TOPIC! THE TOP 25.
Holly and I had a lengthy discussion of the preseason top 25. Covered: Tommy Tuberville's Contra-knowledge, the craving for an Eric Berry-like substance at Florida, the refusal to purchase Clemson or Clemson-related goods, the bizarre buoyancy of Texas in the polls, and our growing concern over the...
FULMER CUPDATE: STATUS QUO ANTE WEEKUM
This week's admittedly static Fulmer Cupdate comes courtesy of Brian, who even on slow days is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson. Alabama remains atop the standings thanks to Jimmy Johns yayopalooza. With no charges dismissed and little on the horizon in the way of charge dismissals, the bar is set:...
EDSBS LIVE: STEELE.
Phil. 8:30 p.m. EST. Get ready. Listen here. We're off to do lines of fish oil and Provigil just to keep up.
FACE OF THE PROGRAM: STILL MORE SUBMISSIONS
You can't keep talent from being talent. It's a lot like fungus in that respect, except that fungus can be killed with certain antibiotics and antifungals, and that talent doesn't live in your skin, like ringworm or tinea versicolor. Also, talent doesn't live in your skin. It lives in the pancreas,...
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