Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Saturday's "Mangino movitationals" Twitter thread was the toast of the internet, no? And just in time for holiday shoppers, we've put together some high-quality, heartstring-rending prints -- the...

The Auburn Tigers were last seen racing to a barely contested 14-0 lead against Georgia last Saturday night, then frittering it away and leaving Athens with a 31-24 loss. Evidently, though, a lead...

First person plural disabled. Once upon a time, I was the world's worst social worker, or at least felt like I was the world's worst social worker. I knew for a fact this wasn't true: in fact, I...

Monday's cooking segment "In the Kitchen with the Texas Tech O-Line" contained several factual inaccuracies. Contrary to stated remarks by left tackle Brandon "Mankind" Carter, it is not possible...

Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Sarah Jessica Parker Tripp Thornton Oh God Why The Fuck Do Southern Bourgeoisie Insist On Giving Their Children Eight Thousand Names John Parker Wilson. Naked,...

[hit play, then read on for maximum effect] If you're of orange-and-white extraction and a relative young'un like me, you've enjoyed respectable if not notable football success for most of your...

Tuesday's Curious Index included an item implying that Michigan State head coach Mark Dantonio beats his wife. We apologize for this grievous mischaracterization and any pain it may have caused...

I mean, of course he is. If this coaching staff had anyone left in their corner at all after treating a reeling, gutted fanbase to a full quarter of Jonathan Crompton, I'd love to hear from them. ...

The weekend's agenda: ORSON (JAX): WLOCP, Live Texas @ Texas Tech, via some manner of bar television HOLLY (undisclosed South Carolina-ish beach location): WFV @ UConn Florida vs. Georgia Oregon @...

What's the most legendary GameDay sign of all time? Personal favorites vary wildly, but none has gotten more attention than this Cocktail Party gem three years ago: And what do Americans do when...