Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Navy @ #6 Ohio State Terrelle Pryor IS Belle IN La Belle et la Bête. Not the Disney cartoon Beauty & the Beast, but the 1946 Cocteau version where everything is sepia-toned and miserable. (The...

Oh, there's so much to cover: a Fiesta Bowl liveblog tonight, Oklahoma players "grabbing the chainsaw" by saying Tim Tebow would be the fourth best qb in the Big 12, Boston College displaying...

IN A WORLD OF SUN AND FUN...ALL CHARLIE WANTED WAS TO GET AWAY. "A little sun in the folds. That's all I need. Away from the sleet and the mail bombs and Clausen's INT-to-TD ratio, on my way to...

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Shake off the cobwebs of a largely abysmal morning slate of games and strap on your fighting shoes, campers---it's go time. And by "go", we mean "drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and...

#21 Wake Forest @ Maryland ORSON, COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL. Wake Forest will win because, like Indiana Jones in a fight, they will be punched, kicked, scratched, pushed face-first into something hot,...

ESPN had this headline up for most of yesterday, and it bugged the hell out of me all day: That's just lazy, and maddeningly vague. There's nineteen different ways this could've been more...

The week's picks, divided into the quasi-rational and nakedly irrational. #18 Tennessee @ UCLA SWINDLE: OPTION: QUASI-RATIONAL. Don't consider this an endorsement of Tennessee so much as a...

Far, far be it from us to mock injuries to college athletes, particularly those sustained by Bruins quarterbacks, all of whom seem to have been born under the same Mr. Glass constellation. But...

We slammed a fifth of Powerthirst after waking up this morning, and the Curious Index is now the FURIOUS INDEX! Thus, it's only fair we start things off with something satisfyingly harsh, like...