Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

The College Football Weekend in Graphs examines the week through the magic of poorly constructed graphs. It might help to know that Nebraska defensive end Ndamukon Suh's first name means "House of...

'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no football, and you ain't got s#!t to do. Break yo' self, fool -- the preseason USA Today Coaches' Poll has been released in all its premature, ghostvoted...

Plus Vince Young's roommate had the last name "McCoy," and Colt McCoy's roommate has the last name "Young"! OK, that's completely false, but ESPN Big 12 blogger Tim Griffin has found some...

F$#@ Sooners, get money. Packing two of the last three national-title trophies and gunning for another one in '09, Urban Meyer is getting a raise that will jack his salary up to an even $4...

The good doctor once did this better than we possibly could, but the piece is lost somewhere in the mists of the internet in the cached archives of Sunday Morning Quarterback. The header on this...

Dr. Tebow said they'd been waiting on parts from Cape Canaveral. Brandon James gets his bad wing back from the shop. _ We have the technology. Your 2009 national champions: Florida, Iowa, Ole...

The Trojans are suffering through both the injury of their starting quarterback and an epidemic of some former Russian Military jock itch let loose upon their blue chip ladystands. Our take is over...

Far, far be it from us to mock injuries to college athletes, particularly those sustained by Bruins quarterbacks, all of whom seem to have been born under the same Mr. Glass constellation. But...

Our Continental Award goes to Zachary Marshall of Miami of Ohio. The "not da U" Miami football player accused of aggravated burglary and assault, Zachary Marshall, has a waterproof, game-tight...

We are ready for this Big East. Dear sirs, We write today on behalf of a major university with a reputation which was created over the years of hard work and academic excellence by those who sought...