Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

We were clamoring for this to be called the Beef O'Brady's* Bowl almost as soon as we got over our initial shock and certainty that this whole thing was an elaborate internet prank, but it's St....

Sean Weatherspoon. Preseason All-American. Senior linebacker for the Missouri Tigers. Ghost Town DJs fan. Golden-throated R 'n B stunner of tomorrow. All of them at once, actually, but you don't...

For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37...

A knock at the door of a bachelorette party somewhere in Iowa City. Ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt the party. I'm gonna have to ask you to quiet down, ladies. I know, I know. You're having a...

Jordan on Twitter: "I nominate myself for Mustache Wednesday." Us to Jordan: "Send a photo, and do not. Half. Step." Jordan: "BAM!!!" (Click for big.) CLAPPING IN 360 DEGREES SIR. Happy Mustache...

From SN Today's profile of Joe Cox: his favorite attribute is his hair, the skill he wants most is a good putting game, and one of his favorite movies is Anchorman. This means he'll get this joke...

Sir Stanley: Gentlemen! I seek philosophical entertainment! Elrick, Duke of Necessity: Certainly. Today's fox: What is sexy? Discuss! Sir Stanley: Why sir, I had no idea you would play right into...

Director: ...and we're rolling in 3...2... Lou Holtz: Wait, wait. This feels...wrong. Director: Okay, Lou. We're cut for time here, so make it quick. Holtz: Don't tell me we're in a rush. I taught...

Hey, folks. I'm Vince Young, and I want you to eat my meat! Vince Young Foods announces its custom line of meat products, a product line guaranteed to give you the most emotional mouthful of meat...

Headline! ACC official and game-speed-retardant Ron Cherry begs to differ, as he's givin' the business more effectively than ever: Just fine with his swollen staff size: Ron Cherry.