Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

We've almost come to the end of the road. Let's end the college football regular season with a bang, shall we?

You starved yourself last weekend with scrub matchups and bodybag games. Now it's time to feast yourself comatose on the good stuff.

Put aside your East Coast bias and salute the Pac-12 this week, as they're the only ones making this weekend's suite of games remotely tolerable

If Alabama fans can cast actual votes for Nick Saban for president, your decision to watch Missouri-Tennessee on Saturday looks downright reasonable.

Well OBVIOUSLY you're watching LSU-Alabama, I mean, you're not a savage. Here's the best of the undercards.

If you're about to fire your coach — and who isn't? — you'll want to start keeping tabs on some replacement prospects.

Get all the boob jokes out of your system now, as it's a top-heavy week in college football.

Lots of opportunity for disasters and freak happenings in Week 7. Our viewers' guide points you toward the weekend's choicest car wrecks.

If Week 6 is a delicious pan of brownies straight out of the oven, this is your game plan for getting all the edge pieces.

This week's college football slate is like voting: Almost all the options stink, but dammit, you gotta pick one — IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN.