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AT LEAST HE WOULD KEEP YOU WARM

We're optimists at heart. While all others froze around you, you would take warmth from the abundant heat energy radiating from him. Additionally, you could keep snacks and other...

WE HAVE AN EXCITING NEW OFFER OF AWKWARD FOR YOU

Peyton Manning finally met Lane Kiffin. As Clay points out in his dialogue between the two, the meeting appeared to take place in one of Saddam's palaces, or perhaps in David Bowman's final room at...

TAYLOR MAYS TO RETURN; JORVORSKIE LANE WEIGHS 295 POUNDS

For some reason, Taylor Mays is coming back to play football at USC. Why Mays would want to leave the idyllic, sun-dappled scene of USC, where he wakes each morning covered by a blanket of five to...

JUNK FOOD: A VERY SPECIAL GIFT FOR NOTRE DAME FANS

LSUFreek wishes all of you a happy holidays, especially you, Notre Dame fans, who must console yourselves with the Hawaii Bowl and the sweet relief of junk...food. It almost gets poignant around...

FAT BOYZ IN THE BUILDING TONIGHT

Tennessee Football Offices. 11:30 a.m., November 4th, 2008. Fulmer: Well, that does it. I'm off Atkins for the next month. He takes a donut from green and white box. A solitary tear runs down his...

PHIL FULMER'S MORNING ROUTINE, INTERRUPTED

You realize that Phil Fulmer probably waddled strode confidently into his office this morning, grabbed his cup of coffee and slab of batter-fried venision bagel, and thought happy thoughts. Tough...

ALL YOU NEED IS GRUB

The constant use of fat jokes is really a pitiful crutch in the humor department. Half of all Americans are overweight, and thus make a facile target for the would-be junior varsity satirists of...

HATE HATE HATE: THREATS, CONT'D

To cap off a lackluster hate week, we salvage by threatening each other with the worst tortures we can possibly think of. Enjoy? Orson: Ready to hate? Holly: It's been too long since I was referred...

STUFF ORANGE AND WHITE PEOPLE LIKE

As part of our ongoing ripoff of SWPL called "Stuff ____ and _______ People Like," the EDSBS Staff presents "Stuff Orange and White People Like," an analysis of things Tennessee Volunteer fans...

CURIOUS INDEX: 1/23/08

We're all gonna run. Except for me, because I'd die. In response to freshman running back Darryl Vereen's arrest for public intoxication on Monday, Phil Fulmer made the entire team take an early...

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