Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

This week's college football slate is like voting: Almost all the options stink, but dammit, you gotta pick one — IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN.

If ESPN was still trying to give every last weekend of college football a contrived "theme," this one would be "Descent Into Madness Saturday." Here are our picks for embracing the chaos.

As boring cupcake games start to give way to actual meaningful football, here's a guide to the most critical of this weekend's matchups.