None of this Tim Tebow as fetus exemplar bullshit matters, because Cthulhu's going to eat us all when and how he chooses, unless Raptor Jesus intervenes, and then best belee they gon drink and...
THREAT CONDITION: McConaughey. Subject is displaying average intelligence, ability to watch television and read simply written articles in sunlight, is experiencing no headaches, and is walking...
Every Wednesday, Chris from Smart Football puts on his sturdiest of work clothes, leaves Brown Manor, and lowers his overall IQ by spending a few moments with us helping the masses understand a bit...
Blip. Shame about that. Blip. You might want to check your ACL after that. Blip. Noel Devine. Torn ACLs. Blip. Three feet to the right and farting lighting in your general direction. Blip....
Tim Tebow had a strained back that held him out of contact drills this past weekend. It happened in any number of ways. --Sprained it avoiding the fevered advances of Gary Danielson in musth. -...
--Step two of an arms race with Brandon Spikes for title most outrageously masculine Florida player. Spikes will counter by playing with a falcon on his shoulder; Tebow will counter with eyepatch;...
There's a new baby rhino at the Tampa Zoo, and travesty already surrounds the process of naming it. Despite Tim Tebow's obvious similarities to the firefighter of the savanna and his previous title...
See? It can be done. Something's been bugging us about any and all commentary surrounding the I-formation in Florida's playbook, and we have to take a moment to swat it out of the sky like King...
Why did Tebow return? To grow a beard and save two of everything from the impending flood. That is a beard on our blessed Baby Rhinoceros Tim Tebow, and if you look carefully you can discern the...
Occasionally, even we think the Church of Tebow goes into Cultsylvania. But the chance to put some Tebow in your Tebow was too much to resist, we suppose.
