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HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER'S TOP 25, WEEK WHATEVER, SONNY

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1. Suspenders, for the 746th week in a row. 2. Whole Plums. Codgers swear by prunes, but the pits are key. The digestive aid you can hear working. 3. Ted's Drive-thru Smoked Fish, Liquor, and Mens...

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Sorry For All the Football from Fox Sports 1

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Do you dream of bathing in an unending wave of college football goodness? Do you ever feel like you just see too much of your girlfriend, the sun or your Jack Russell, Bo?  If so, do we have...

THE WORST OFFENSIVE SERIES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

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The good doctor once did this better than we possibly could, but the piece is lost somewhere in the mists of the internet in the cached archives of Sunday Morning Quarterback. The header on this...

BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS

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Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

BILL STEWART SAYS WFV CAN LUBRICATE THE WORLD. YAY!

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Bill Stewart: "We've got enough coal to heat the world. We've got enough oil in this state to lubricate the world." If you doubt he actually said it: So, attention bears, twinks, circuit boys,...

FOOTBALL IN SOUTH FLORIDA: PSYCHICS NEEDED

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Small-time D1 programs must claw their way up with the support of mega-boosters and the largesse bestowed on them by larger programs in exchange for getting their teeth kicked in on Saturdays....

OFFSEASON SURVIVAL GUIDE: HOW TO BE SMOOTH, PT. 1

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The offseason survival guide would like to help you through this long, football-free offseason. In order to speed up this process, we're all going back to 1979 to learn to be smooth. Crack open the...

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