LOU HOLTZ BENDS TIME, RIPS NEWSPAPER
0:12--MEN! He always starts by addressing the team as men. Sexist pig, that Lou. 0:29--Refers to Baton Rouge as "The toughest environment in the world." We call bullshit, Lou. Have you ever played...
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HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES 'GRAND MARQUES' SLOCUM
We really wouldn't want to hang out with most football players. As a fan, we're necessarily put in the tension-filled position of being passionate about a sport whose participants would, on the...
ONE MORE THING: BUY STOCK IN STEELE.
EDSBS Live. Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. Phil. Steele. Note: buy Phil new t-shirt. You are not ready.
TENNESSEE GRABS COOTER.
Some names are too legendary, too genuinely special to let go. Tennessee's recognized that and responded promptly by hiring on former third stringer Jim Bob Cooter as a graduate assistant, keeping...
FRIDAY CHEESECAKE
Brought to you by the Latin Billboard Awards in sunny Coral Gables, Florida.
ADMISSION=5 DOLLARS AND A SUNBURN. THE ORANGE AND BLUE GAME.
We went to a spring game and have the red, red neck and knees to prove it. --Beautiful, sun blasted Gainesville this weekend, a place redolent with the smell of rotting vegetation, cheap beer, and...
BERNIE MACHEN GUNS FOR THE BCS
The SEC will convene this April in--where else?--the heart of the Redneck Riviera, Destin, Florida, to discuss topics important to the SEC: academic integrity, the future of amateur sport, and if...
JAMBOREE: WE'D SELL OUR CORNEAS TO SEE THIS.
Scott Adamson has a capital idea: a spring college football jamboree, or whatever the hell you want to call it. We hear jamboree, and we think Boy Scouts, or hillbilly hoedown, or a hillbilly...
EDSBS RADIO: NOW WITH 20 PERCENT LESS TRAINWRECK!
Tonight, EDSBS Radio reappears... ...only this time with such innovations as sound quality, a moderator for callers, and interstitial music and commercials that won't deafen you. We've moved the...
