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Shit.

The stress, oh god, the stress.

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Portsmouth 2, Liverpool 0: Halftime thoughts, or I took a big dump and this is what it look like

Crappy Zenden is officially back. I'm not sure what position he started at, but he's just getting in other people's way and making horrid passes. Not to mention blasting the ball from 35 yards...

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BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS

Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

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ADVENTURES IN JUXTAPOSITION: OKLAHOMA NUT-RIPPER ON TRIAL

Perhaps you recall the Oklahoma church deacon and pastor who grabbed the testicles of a Texas fan and nearly ripped them from his body. Or maybe you forgot intentionally, since it involved one man...

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I WAS WROOOOOOOOOONG

If we're playing the Social D, then it's wrong time...or at least speculative wrong time. A long IM conversation with Russell from Football Outsiders prompted this question: what, if anything,...

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GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.--Mark Twain. Extreme language ahead. You are warned. Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God...

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PENN STATE HAS FECES MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

AAAHHH! RUN!!! In the Big Ten, the shit will hit the fan on Saturday night as a classic nexus of Big Ten football, Brent Musburger, and wholesome, sausage-downing fandom meet in Happy Valley as...

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