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BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS

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Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

ADVENTURES IN JUXTAPOSITION: OKLAHOMA NUT-RIPPER ON TRIAL

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Perhaps you recall the Oklahoma church deacon and pastor who grabbed the testicles of a Texas fan and nearly ripped them from his body. Or maybe you forgot intentionally, since it involved one man...

I WAS WROOOOOOOOOONG

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If we're playing the Social D, then it's wrong time...or at least speculative wrong time. A long IM conversation with Russell from Football Outsiders prompted this question: what, if anything,...

GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.--Mark Twain. Extreme language ahead. You are warned. Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God...

PENN STATE HAS FECES MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

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AAAHHH! RUN!!! In the Big Ten, the shit will hit the fan on Saturday night as a classic nexus of Big Ten football, Brent Musburger, and wholesome, sausage-downing fandom meet in Happy Valley as...

HEY, MA--BOOM!!!

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If you missed last night's horrible intersection of angle, momentum, and potential energy made kinetic in dramatic fashion during the LSU/MSU game, you haven't now. Watch as Brandon Lafell...

EDSBS PRESEASON TOP 25: PRE-ATTEMPT NOTES

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And when we say first stabs, we mean jagged slashing with a sling blade type jabs at what might approximate a best top ten teams of 2007. (Mmm. French fried potatoes.) In fact, just think of us as...

GRACE, ELEGANCE...THE TACKLE ELIGIBLE.

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Meat on the hoof on the move! For all the big boys out there, your five seconds of glory: the tackle eligible, executed to perfection here by Colorado's Sam "Lightnin'" Wilder. Even Musburger...

FULMER CUP UPDATE: HOW CHAMPIONS DO ROAD RAGE

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Scratch one offensive lineman in Gainesville: Ronnie Wilson, offensive lineman, attempts to bring a third championship to the University of Florida by earning plentiful points in the Fulmer Cup....

DIRTY SABAN.

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ProFootballTalk has produced some of the most specious, unfounded gossip you'll ever hear anywhere. They also have a clip of Nick Saban saying the following on tape, but have bleeped the profanity...

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