Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

Perhaps you recall the Oklahoma church deacon and pastor who grabbed the testicles of a Texas fan and nearly ripped them from his body. Or maybe you forgot intentionally, since it involved one man...

If we're playing the Social D, then it's wrong time...or at least speculative wrong time. A long IM conversation with Russell from Football Outsiders prompted this question: what, if anything,...

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.--Mark Twain. Extreme language ahead. You are warned. Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God...

AAAHHH! RUN!!! In the Big Ten, the shit will hit the fan on Saturday night as a classic nexus of Big Ten football, Brent Musburger, and wholesome, sausage-downing fandom meet in Happy Valley as...

If you missed last night's horrible intersection of angle, momentum, and potential energy made kinetic in dramatic fashion during the LSU/MSU game, you haven't now. Watch as Brandon Lafell...

And when we say first stabs, we mean jagged slashing with a sling blade type jabs at what might approximate a best top ten teams of 2007. (Mmm. French fried potatoes.) In fact, just think of us as...

Meat on the hoof on the move! For all the big boys out there, your five seconds of glory: the tackle eligible, executed to perfection here by Colorado's Sam "Lightnin'" Wilder. Even Musburger...

Scratch one offensive lineman in Gainesville: Ronnie Wilson, offensive lineman, attempts to bring a third championship to the University of Florida by earning plentiful points in the Fulmer Cup....

ProFootballTalk has produced some of the most specious, unfounded gossip you'll ever hear anywhere. They also have a clip of Nick Saban saying the following on tape, but have bleeped the profanity...