2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: WHEN IS THE HAT NOT THE HAT?
A momentary sidebar to what it means to see The Hat without The Hat: that we are treated to a close, personal view of Miles' obvious but impeccably-applied dye job. The contrast between the man...
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2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: CAN THE RIGHT REVEREND NUTT GET AN AMEN?
His Giggityness opens his remarks with an eerie Spurrier imitation. "Thirteen years! Good to be here!" He's even got that particular Appalachian twang. It's uncanny. He snaps the illusion by...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: PRECIOUS, BASED ON NO DISCERNIBLE NOVEL GIVE US OUR OSCAR
Precious takes the stand rocking the Power T lapel pin, necessary to be trusted as a human being within the Parallelogram State in much the same way as flag pins are as crucial as oxygen to career...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: LET'S GET CHIZWHACKED
The Media Days Milquetoast Queen sash and tiara still belong to Petrino, but just barely: For a guy who so forcefully reminds us of THE GOON every time we lay eyes on him*, Chizik made a valiantly...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: SPURRIER THE WHITE, AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE
To get this out of the way: Yes, this was a moderate letdown after the Robbie Caldwell Hayride Hour. • "We may win it this year." HEY I THINK SO TOO. Seriously. Sakerlina over Arkansas in the...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: ROBBIE CALDWELL, COMMODORE OF OUR HEARTS
Words fail us. Words do not fail Robbie Caldwell, who we pray meets with all success at Vanderbilt, because this is the greatest performance we have ever seen at a podium. We're going to get out of...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: MARK RICHT STILL NOT FIRED, FINEBAUM CONSTERNATED
For the record, the 2010 Media Days Head Coach LustrousTan Leaderboard reads as follows, with half the coaches yet to appear:1. Saban2. Richt3. MeyerFor a guy who IS GOING TO BE FIRED ANY...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: THE UN-EMBRACEABLE BOBBY PETRINO AND RYAN MALLETT'S 'FAMILY ARM'
Bobby Petrino talks for 35 minutes, and between us we can remember about 18 words. No emotion ever crosses the mans's face. He doesn't have the shark orbs of Urbz; he's just ... blank. In his next...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: YOUR MORNING SUITS
SUIT BILL HANCOCKBill Hancock proved to be about as ept at directing the operation of the BCS PowerPoint presentation as he is at defending the BCS with coherent, tangible points and without giving...
2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: IN WHICH WE DISCOVER URBZ' BEDTIME*
Meyer has this odd way of appearing Saban-twee on television, but he's actually quite gangly, and he took the stage for what amounts to Media Days' primetime slot appearing as composed and jaunty...
