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ASK THE BIG 10 COMMISH: LAID-BACK ADVICE FROM THE UNFLUSTERABLE JIM DELANY

Worried about the Big 10's recent habit of face-planting in high-profile out-of-conference games? Jim Delany isn't: "In any particular time frame, could be three years, could be five years, could...

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CORRECTIONS FOR THE WEEK THAT WAS: 3/28/08

We all make mistakes. In fact, some of us specialize in them. Thus, we present the EDSBS Corrections for the week through 3/28/08. Mistakes: we make 'em. On Tuesday, we mentioned that Bo Pelini's...

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LAS CRONICAS DE BOSS HAWG: MAS, MAS LOCO POR FAVOR!

And now, after a generously late starting time, the continuing saga of... Don Frank, a.k.a. Frank Broyles, Arkansas' retired semi-legendary coach and longtime AD, will be retiring after the...

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CRY, LITTLE BOY. CRY.

We'd stop doing this, but we just can't. The hangover's just too sweet to relinquish. Your tears...they bring us joy. We drink them from your Heisman-winning skull.

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CHAMPIONS.

Overwhelmed with emotion--simply overwhelmed. 41 out of 50 AP sportswriters can go choke themselves with a Twizzler right now. After five minutes, this game was out of reach. It's not that Florida...

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BOWLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: EMERALD BOWL PREVIEW

Name: The Emerald Bowl. Our fingers really just wanted to keep typing here--whaaa? No improbably clunky secondary sponsor? No long modifiers? No Pioneer Purevision Bell Helicopteredness?--but...

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LONE PROFESSOR BRAVELY SALVAGES GEORGIA TECH SEASON

Subcommandante Wayne will be along in a bit. There's some actual news going on, and let's not let Wayne near that, shall we? In an era where some professors cower and even abet the scullduggery...

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FSU'S OUTSOURCING THEIR BAND. AGAIN.

FSU's outsourcing their band--again, though T.K. Wetherell insists it's part of a symbolic move by the university to punish itself for its lowly gridiron performance this year. We think it's to...

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COACH KILLER: EBAY

No supplements needed on Bobby Bowden's explanation for his son's inability to call anything besides a square-in, jump ball, or blown-up screen as an offensive coordinator: As for why things didn't...

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THE PERFECT METAPHOR: FSU AS BERNIE

The Itch thinks FSU has become Weekend At Bernie's. That might be giving the program too much credit at this point, since Bernie could waterski, and we're pretty sure that Bobby Bowden can't do...

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