Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Sweet wounded Jesus. Florida State, Where Talent Goes To Die, will be killing once-promising players off fast and furious in 2009, with eleven 2008 bowl teams on the schedule. ...hang in there? M...

OBEY. Michigan State earns one of the weirdest Fulmer Cup scores of the year, and we mean weird in the "Orwellian legal language we don't quite get" instead of the "steals gay sheep while drunk"...

Legality gets in the way of so many good things: the debate rages on as to whether the A-11 offense is even legal or not, but we would like to state for the record that we do not care, because like...

Inside the bag: charger, spray, and this. The Eastern Kentucky football player whose flight from a Wal-Mart ended up tearing the tip off a sixty-seven year old woman's thumb had his reasons for...

Filthy creatures. The clock is running out on tree-sitting protesters in Berkeley: today is the deadline for a lawsuit filed to keep the University from building a training facility on a wooded...

With the towel, like a gentleman. Keenan Jones of Hawaii has been arrested and charged with unauthorized entry into a motor vehicle and second-degree assault. The two counts are both felonies, and...

Give ESPN credit when they earn it: Their story on the Mud City Muck Rabbit Chasers was beyond evocative. Even with the Bowden talking thing, it's beautiful, haunting work. They make nothing...

Ron Paul: 'bout that bling. Our guest columnist today is Presidential Candidate Ron "Dr. No-Huddle" Paul. Thanks for having me here. I'm not sure who you are, what you want, or why I'm even here....

Context is everything. We know, for example, that it's likely that the first available photo of Antonio Henton the local station could find once they found out he'd been arrested for attempting to...

We must all learn from the example of the Oregon mascot, and that example is that when someone else wants to playfight, you need to put the -fight into the word with a capital WHAM, MOTHERFUCKER! T...