Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Whatever your parents named you sucks. Storm Johnson. Middle name? TRAINFIST. In all caps.

In the Kiffin family casting call, Monte usually gets off easy. Lane is Nelson Biederman the 4th, spoiled, entitled, and headed for some form of prison or downfall; Ed Orgeron is the wacky uncle...

Urban Meyer will use whatever flavor of skycake necessary to get a recruit. Atheist: "Kid, there's just one life, right? Don't fuck it up by going to Florida State. Cause, you know, it's not like...

Recruit him or don't. If you're a pawn, you stay a pawn, even if you're a smart-ass pawn. The king stay the king. (via Brian.)

Sittin' at home with Coach O and Monte So I found a recruit and I sent him a hot-taaay Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Lane, baby! Are you down with it?" Sent...

Georgia commit and highly esteemed recruit Garrison Smith is a devout Christian who has decided to remain abstinent until he finds his future wife. We did the same thing, but not by choice, of...

We'll give a call to Berlin to see if he's real. It's totally worth it. The Berlin Adler are a very real team of the grade referred to as semi-pro here in the United States, and are good enough to...

GIMMEH STARS!. Chad Lindsay, according to Rivals, is an unranked prospect too obese to consider in the Rivals 250. Chad Lindsay is also a University of Alabama commit who chose the Tide over 19...

A mid-sized suburban home in Michigan. An unusually wiry boy plays with ten pound weights and does bored pullups on a small pull-up bar. Mother: Well, he's a normal boy in every other way. He just...