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GOOD MORNING, RECRUIT BORN TO BE A COMMANDO WEATHERMAN

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Whatever your parents named you sucks. Storm Johnson. Middle name? TRAINFIST. In all caps.

RECRUITING VIOLATIONS HAVE A CODGER EXEMPTION

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In the Kiffin family casting call, Monte usually gets off easy. Lane is Nelson Biederman the 4th, spoiled, entitled, and headed for some form of prison or downfall; Ed Orgeron is the wacky uncle...

MEYER USING THE SKYCAKE DODGE TO RECRUIT

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Urban Meyer will use whatever flavor of skycake necessary to get a recruit. Atheist: "Kid, there's just one life, right? Don't fuck it up by going to Florida State. Cause, you know, it's not like...

RECRUIT HIM OR LOSE OUT BAMA

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Recruit him or don't. If you're a pawn, you stay a pawn, even if you're a smart-ass pawn. The king stay the king. (via Brian.)

AWWW ME SO STALK-Y AWW AWW ME SO STALK-Y

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Sittin' at home with Coach O and Monte So I found a recruit and I sent him a hot-taaay Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Lane, baby! Are you down with it?" Sent...

GREAT MOMENTS IN JUXTAPOSITION

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Georgia commit and highly esteemed recruit Garrison Smith is a devout Christian who has decided to remain abstinent until he finds his future wife. We did the same thing, but not by choice, of...

HE'S HE'S VERY VERY IMPRESSIVE IMPRESSIVE

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We'll give a call to Berlin to see if he's real. It's totally worth it. The Berlin Adler are a very real team of the grade referred to as semi-pro here in the United States, and are good enough to...

TOO FAT TO RANK, TOO BIG TO IGNORE

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GIMMEH STARS!. Chad Lindsay, according to Rivals, is an unranked prospect too obese to consider in the Rivals 250. Chad Lindsay is also a University of Alabama commit who chose the Tide over 19...

MUSCLEBOY, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU LIKE A SON

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A mid-sized suburban home in Michigan. An unusually wiry boy plays with ten pound weights and does bored pullups on a small pull-up bar. Mother: Well, he's a normal boy in every other way. He just...

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