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THE THRILL OF VICTORY, SHANE, THE SENSATION OF TRAMPLING ON AN ENEMY

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A shaded shed on the grounds of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Shane Matthews, former Gator quarterback and radio commentator, wakes to find himself bound to a backboard. ALBERT THE ALLIGATOR stares at...

SCREW THE I-FORMATION

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See? It can be done. Something's been bugging us about any and all commentary surrounding the I-formation in Florida's playbook, and we have to take a moment to swat it out of the sky like King...

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

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Our fearless leader files this dispatch from the road: A quick scene from the airport today. A family of downhomey UGA fans sent off a pair of clearly foreign, Nordic-looking teen boys back to the...

TERRY BOWDEN, CYCLOLNE?

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We're attempting to do about seventy different things at once this morning--packing, filing a column, various bureaucratic tasks of a a nature so mundane they don't bear specifying, dissolving...

EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 11

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#11 Ohio St. at #24 Northwestern HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Relax your bedtime grip on your Glocks, America. Ohio State has two losses, and the universe can breathe easy, safe from the specter of a...

GUNNER & GUNNERER: TCU-BYU COMPATIBILITY SCREENING.

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It's a Thursday night game. You know in your pitted hearts you have nothing better to do. Take our handy quiz to determine your loyalties for the evening. Your preferred tailgating beverage is: ...

INTO THE WILD: THE ELUSIVE ORANGE

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BOB DAVIE: Hello, and welcome to the Carrier Dome, in frrrosty Syracuse, New York! It's a lovely September day outside, but now is the winter of Orange discontent. And joining me to get to the...

BEANIE WELLS AND THE FOOT OF DOOM

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Beanie Wells is now officially "doubtful" for the Ohio State game. You didn't think the sound of a million Buckeye fans shitting themselves would be so near-melodic, did you, like the Tuba of...

GAMEDAY REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIX

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Corso hisses. Desmond Howard counts a very special number for Jeremy Maclin. Chris Fowler pronounces Clemson and Alabama fans as "fucked up." Gameday gets the thorough remixing and Unnecessary...

CORNELIUS INGRAM: TORN ACL

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Cornelius Ingram, TE, has a torn ACL according to Joe Schad on ESPN. It's not the worst news for Florida, who has a potent replacement in Aaron Hernandez coming up, but it sucks royally for Ingram...

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