Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

We're spending the morning trying to think of a word starting with "X" and some half-assed way to tie it to something that happened this weekend in college football, but a quick note of great...

If you're an SEC fan of a certain vintage, you probably have vivid memories of former Kentucky head coach Hal Mumme: looked like Ted Danson's awkward younger brother, called plays like a desperate...

For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37...

Football is like life: it has a playbook, and when it breaks down, people get hurt. Enjoy. The play begins thusly. We play the part of the quarterback, labeled here as O/S. The idea: to...

Percy Harvin is injured. Big deal, we say: Percy Harvin is always injured. Just before the national title game in 2006, Percy Harvin sneezed and severed his femoral artery. Bleeding profusely and...

Disappointment has five flavors in 2008. Numbers five and four are available for your inevitable disappointment, too. Three: Auburn/Your New Diet. French ladies don't get fat. Nor do they fire...

12:14, Pittsburgh, PA. Dave Wannstedt, master of motivational ploys, discovers Twitter. 12: 25, Pittsburgh, PA 12: 32, Pittsburgh, PA, Practice Field of Pittsburgh Panthers: 12:43 p.m,...

To cap off a lackluster hate week, we salvage by threatening each other with the worst tortures we can possibly think of. Enjoy? Orson: Ready to hate? Holly: It's been too long since I was referred...

I will eat your children, praise Allah. Love, Zippy. Syracuse in the Gerg Robinson era in the Big East: 2-19 overall, with the two victories coming over the eleven-man sieve that was the 2007...