Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

In the Kiffin family casting call, Monte usually gets off easy. Lane is Nelson Biederman the 4th, spoiled, entitled, and headed for some form of prison or downfall; Ed Orgeron is the wacky uncle...

Step one: this. Step two: (click all photos to embiggen) Step three: Step four: Step five: Step six: Mission accomplished, Team EDSBS.

Dumbass friends can cost you. We had an acquaintance one time--let's call him the Scarlet Hipsternel--who, though from rural Tennessee, labored under the illusion of being Alex in A Clockwork...

SCENE: Los Angeles, CA. The USC Campus. A room of reporters wait for Lane Kiffin. AD MIKE GARRETT paces nervously in the background. An AIDE waits with him. Aide: What do you want me to do? G...

The obvious early answer to this ball of insanity. Lane Kiffin will assume the role vacated by Conan O'Brien, use the show as a recruiting vehicle, and Ed Orgeron will play the part of the...

Pete Carroll is gone, and this really and truly is a momentous, epoch-ending moment in the timestream of college football. For the first time this century, the Pac-10 may actually be competitive...

Video of tangential relevance at best: NO YOU MADMAN STOP: Questions abound, like "How the hell did Utah beat nine teams?" By scheduling target practice, filling the range with slow, fat cattle,...

Hey, so OMG CAN I PLZ HAZ FOOTBALL TONIGHT? Yes, starving dog. The bone comes via the good people at Maaco, helping you fleece insurance companies for years, because yeah, my 2004 Mazda 5 did have...

"We don't need no kicker 'cause we goin' for two." Oh, now we know you're just making shit up, especially with number three receiver Duron Carter out for the Rose Bowl thanks to academics (along...

One of this weekend's squeamish pleasures was watching the Army/Navy game and knowing that somewhere in Los Angeles, presumably under a mountain of untraceable cell phones used to text recruits...