FURTHER OFFLOADING OF THIS WEEKEND'S HALLUCINATIONS
There's so much to offload from the weekend's bushel of observations and associated halllucinations. Like this, for example: Kiffin said he was "pretty excited," which is good to know for future...
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THE U WILL BE GOOD BUT NOT AS GOOD AS STORIES ABOUT COCAINE AND GUNS
We've been shy on liveblogs this year because of travel schedules, life in general, and the big Yahoo liveblog running on the Thursday night game. When they do happen, we tend to announce them...
ASK SMART FOOTBALL: WHAT DID VT DO TO MIAMI?
Every week Chris Brown from Smart Football takes your questions here about football and football-related game theory. This week, he explains precisely how Virginia Tech turned Miami 2009 into Miami...
STEFANO FROM MIAMI WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE CROWD
Music blasts at ProPlayer Stadium. The score 33-17 glows on the board. Bats circle the floodlights. Stefano sings along with the PA music. We at the Ro-tel, Motel, Holiday Bin! We at a no tell,...
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: GEORGIA TECH AT MIAMI
Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview Georgia Tech at Miami. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the necessaries and completely arbitraries of the official beginning of your...
"CANES" RHYMES WITH "HANDS"
In the next installment in the Miami rap tradition: Best lyric: "You can't block the kick, because it was a pass." The men are clearly looking forward to Miami's innovative new "fake punt pass on...
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET SHOT
Miami should be investigated immediately for this, but not because it's against any bylines or NCAA regulations, but because it's gonna get someone shot. Through the phone. You're thinking this is...
CURIOUS INDEX, 7/14/2009
A felicitous Bastille Day to all. Say what you will about their food, their attitude towards America, or their wartime record, but don't say the Fransh can't write one hell of an ornery,...
YOU'D PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING
HOW MANY STARS? Get out the white Escalade and sign that kid, because Rivals says he's awesome. No, I haven't seen tape on him. But STARS STARS STARS!!! Sign 'em, boys! "I used to go in the...
WE FEAR LOST CASH. YOU FEAR NED.
Maybe we're just dodging you because we're so scared of your big selves! That has to be it! Or because we're gay! You know, like gay-tors, because gay people are such timid little people! Pass the...
