The U.S. House of Representatives certainly has never had a shortage of complete nutcakes, but ever since former Rep. Tom Osborne (R-NE) declined to run for re-election in 2006 (in favor of an...
I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife Oprah. Allow myself to introduce . . . myself: I'm Doug Gillett, proprietor of Hey Jenny Slater, occasional contributor to Dr. Saturday, and...
Way off topic, from the It's The Offseason And We Are So Bored We Will Post Pretty Much Anything RCR Sends Us Department: Louisiana man finds African wildcat in backyard. He took it water, then...
Dr. Tebow said they'd been waiting on parts from Cape Canaveral. Brandon James gets his bad wing back from the shop. _ We have the technology. Your 2009 national champions: Florida, Iowa, Ole...
Off-topic, but not far: The Arizona student paper has an arrest report in it that puts any Fulmer Cup contestant to shame. Some choice excerpts: When police arrived, they saw a stopped, running car...
Oh, there's so much to do around here in the offseason. We could go outside...no, wait, outside sucks. Not as much as it sucks for you sad, bunker-dwelling Midwesterners, who for some reason decide...
Opening kickoff and WHOOOOP!!! Down to the 35 yard line and David Akers from...from.... Tom Jackson: (sighs) Louisville. Berman: Tom, Jesus, sound like you gotta pair. Edit that out. Let's keep...
One can only hope that when the time comes, the obituary-gland won't fail you in your hour of need. If necessary, though, just take inspiration from the sublime obituary of Wyoming's James William...
Well, if Lehman has to collapse, you might as well do something positive to lighten the mood. As Chris Mottram said when I showed him this: "Even with our economy collapsing, fake gay is still...
State fair deep-fried consolation for those whose teams lost this weekend: the Texas State Fair, where you can eat the death-row food of those who don't want to make it down the hall to Ol' Sparky,...
