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FULMER CUPDATE: PITT RELIVES BAD ANIME FILM

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Yeah, you liked it, Urb, but some people don't. Getting groped on public transit: it's not just for Japanese film anymore, as the Pitt Panthers have make the big board with indecent assault,...

FULMER CUPDATE: HELLO, NEIGHBOR

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Man 1: Hey, you introduced yourself to the neighbors yet? Man 2: Nah, man. Man 1: Why not? You should? It helps to know people, meet new friends, get a lay of the neighborhood, it's-- Man 2:Trust...

GREAT MEN UTILIZE NUDITY. ALWAYS.

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You're damn right Woody Hayes did interviews in the nude. All great men at one point work in the nude in a non-sexual manner. Orde Wingate, mad chief of the Chindits in Burma in WW2, used to...

GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10

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So I was running the Sweaty Wishbone with this Filipina in the back of her car the other day when I thought: this girl has got some fight in her! Just like the Arizona defense. They're eighteenth...

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU JOCK ITCH, MAKE JOCKITCHADE

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The Trojans are suffering through both the injury of their starting quarterback and an epidemic of some former Russian Military jock itch let loose upon their blue chip ladystands. Our take is over...

CUDDLE PARTY. SEXUAL ASSAULT. OPINIONS VARY.

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Not always true. University of Arizona defensive end Jonathan Turner has been indicted in connection with an alleged sexual assault that took place last month. (My, that's a tortured sentence....

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