Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Via Dawg Sports, of course, comes the side-splittingest breaking tale of the entire offseason: UGA mutant star Knowshon Moreno being forced to write a two-page essay last year on noise pollution...

We're off to Vegas to cover the first weekend of the tournament for The Sporting News, and it promises to be Con Air awesome, minus the Nicholas Cage Skynrd locks. Follow our descent into...

Thematically Appropriate Song of the Day: "Who Let These Hoes In My Room," in honor of Elliot Spitzer. Be sure to stick around for the appearance of Bill O'Reilly at the end. Hey, Joe...this...

The departure of Rich Rodriguez won't be a quiet one. Kick over a log, and you'll find lawyers. Then, kick the lawyers over, and you'll find clowns feeding on dead midgets. But inside those...