Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

No supplements needed on Bobby Bowden's explanation for his son's inability to call anything besides a square-in, jump ball, or blown-up screen as an offensive coordinator: As for why things didn't...

The Itch thinks FSU has become Weekend At Bernie's. That might be giving the program too much credit at this point, since Bernie could waterski, and we're pretty sure that Bobby Bowden can't do...

The flashy, but as yet unproductive, Florida wide receiver Nyan Boateng was stabbed in the leg by his girlfriend. Luckily it was a small knife and appears to be just a flesh wound. Perhaps...

We thought about accompanying these with words or names painful to the ears of Georgia fans each time we posted them. For this installment, the password is...(shhh!)... Eric Kresser. A...

Lamar Thomas doesn't come into your house and talk that noise without getting his butt whipped! No sir, not here. Unless you can pay five hundred dollars in cash directly to Thomas, which we guess...

First, let's begin by saying that the difference between total brain death and survival in incidents of oxygen deprivation is just that of a few minutes. Or that the top five Olympic sprinters in...

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. --Matt Groening The Ice Weasels came for Florida, and they...

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We only get to do this before we focus on our next opponent, the Blue, Death Mask-Clad Menace of Kentucky. So with the help of YouTube, let's see what victory looks like in shaky, messy, cinema...