Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

PETA really is onto something here: a robotic mascot prevents so many of the issues confronting universities who use live mascots while providing opportunities live mascots can never offer. For...

Worried about the Big 10's recent habit of face-planting in high-profile out-of-conference games? Jim Delany isn't: "In any particular time frame, could be three years, could be five years, could...

Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

We all make mistakes. In fact, some of us specialize in them. Thus, we present the EDSBS Corrections for the week through 3/28/08. Mistakes: we make 'em. On Tuesday, we mentioned that Bo Pelini's...

And now, after a generously late starting time, the continuing saga of... Don Frank, a.k.a. Frank Broyles, Arkansas' retired semi-legendary coach and longtime AD, will be retiring after the...

We'd stop doing this, but we just can't. The hangover's just too sweet to relinquish. Your tears...they bring us joy. We drink them from your Heisman-winning skull.

Overwhelmed with emotion--simply overwhelmed. 41 out of 50 AP sportswriters can go choke themselves with a Twizzler right now. After five minutes, this game was out of reach. It's not that Florida...

Name: The Emerald Bowl. Our fingers really just wanted to keep typing here--whaaa? No improbably clunky secondary sponsor? No long modifiers? No Pioneer Purevision Bell Helicopteredness?--but...

Subcommandante Wayne will be along in a bit. There's some actual news going on, and let's not let Wayne near that, shall we? In an era where some professors cower and even abet the scullduggery...

FSU's outsourcing their band--again, though T.K. Wetherell insists it's part of a symbolic move by the university to punish itself for its lowly gridiron performance this year. We think it's to...