(Photo: Clemson mascot watches as an effigy of the South Carolina mascot is burned. Via.) OMG THEY'RE BURNING A CHICKEN ALIVE WHO ARE THESE SOLDIERS SHIT DO THEY KNOW I'M HIGH THEY PROBABLY KNOW I...
PETA really is onto something here: a robotic mascot prevents so many of the issues confronting universities who use live mascots while providing opportunities live mascots can never offer. For...
Oregon student newspaper writer Alex Beard makes no compelling case aside from the love of the absurd and the low cost associated with keeping a live duck for putting a live mascot on the...
Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview of Nebraska at Misouri. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the Thursday Night Game--the real beginning of your scheduled weekend leisure...
Way off topic, from the It's The Offseason And We Are So Bored We Will Post Pretty Much Anything RCR Sends Us Department: Louisiana man finds African wildcat in backyard. He took it water, then...
We have an unhealthy obsession with the inflatable secondary mascot for Nebraska, "Li'l Red." Sometimes he does his little palsied "dead-girl-from-The Ring" into a wormhole located in a cornfield...
--Hello? --Yes, I'm calling regarding job opening #828D. May I confirm that this position has been filled please? --That's the corporate representative and public relations position, referent...
Team Tiger! Our Fearless Leader runs down every fan's essential offseason guide---Mascots You'd Want On Your Side In A Barfight---at The Sporting News. [UPDATE: And here's the list of those you...
Boo, hiss, bark: Texas A&M has chosen to ignore our sage advice--that the next Aggie mascot be a ferocious, misbegotten beast of a dog closer to a hyena than a smooth collie--and is going with a...
The debate over replacing the retiring Reveille VII (that prounounced "vaiiiii") at Texas A&M has gotten quite spirited for a place priding itself on military traditions like order and swift...
