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EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 2 ISSUE 10

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STEFANO FROM MIAMI WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE CROWD

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Music blasts at ProPlayer Stadium. The score 33-17 glows on the board. Bats circle the floodlights. Stefano sings along with the PA music. We at the Ro-tel, Motel, Holiday Bin! We at a no tell,...

CURIOUS INDEX, 8/6/09

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For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all...

CURIOUS INDEX, 8/3/2009

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I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife Oprah. Allow myself to introduce . . . myself: I'm Doug Gillett, proprietor of Hey Jenny Slater, occasional contributor to Dr. Saturday,...

MATT STAFFORD WOULD LIKE A HAT IN SIZE SEXTRA LARGE

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This photo is slightly old cheese, but we'd like to note one thing here: while the rest of you were gawking at Stafford's harem, you may not have noticed the hat. The tremendous, pillbox-sized...

A GOOD DAY IS TWO LICENSE PLATE POSTS

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"Dear, why is that gentleman waving a gun at us?" "No idea. Perhaps he's trying to indicate his fervent support for gun rights, dear." "Why is he screaming about the gays?" "No clue, honey. Wait:...

HI, I'M MACK BROWN. WOULD YOU LIKE A UNICORN TO SIT ON?

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Hello, I'm Mack Brown, the head football coach for the greatest football program in the world, the Texas Longhorns. You might have read that we made $24 million more than our closest rival in the...

FULMER CUP: OKLAHOMA LINEBACKER BLITZES THROUGH THE P GAP

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Pissing outside is great. If you really want to make a woman jealous, just pee outside in front of her. She'll likely say, AHHHHHHH WHO ARE YOU I'M CALLING THE COPS. But underneath the skeeved-out...

ALL I SAW WAS THE CORN

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Hurr hurr Nebraska corn joke hurr. Nebraska's stadium gets faincy and we make obvious jokes at its expense. Honestly, though, they're doing it to themselves with terms like HuskerVision, which...

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