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HATE WEEK: THE ANNUAL HATE-OFF, PART THREE

Orson: I was going to open by suggesting that I will wrap you in a giant sheet of latex, and then tell Tim Tebow you were an enormous penis in need of circumcision. Holly: Tebow heard that. And...

OH, IT'S HATE WEEK

Burn...you will burn...you will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell... There is a special place in our blackest of hearts for Tennessee, and it is entirely personal. We don't especially like...

THE WORST OFFENSIVE SERIES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

The good doctor once did this better than we possibly could, but the piece is lost somewhere in the mists of the internet in the cached archives of Sunday Morning Quarterback. The header on this...

OH IT'S TORTURE TIME NOW

Oh, it's on, you adorable, bewhiskered motherfucker: "I'm gonna turn Florida in right here in front of you," Kiffin told the crowd at the Knoxville Convention Center. "As Nu'Keese was in the...

IT'S A HIT

No words; just 'Freek:

CASUAL DEER IS CASUAL...

...thanks to the bottomless wrath of Colt McCoy.

PRESS CONFERENCE EXCERPT: GARY PINKEL

Reporter: "Any further questions: what do you expect to see from the Sooners in terms of game management and strategy on Saturday?" Pinkel: "I'm gonna just be frank with you. I expect them to put...

HATE HATE HATE: THREATS, CONT'D

To cap off a lackluster hate week, we salvage by threatening each other with the worst tortures we can possibly think of. Enjoy? Orson: Ready to hate? Holly: It's been too long since I was referred...

RALPHIE V MAKES HER VERY TRAMPLE-Y DEBUT

Handler One: Ralphie, that's a good girl. Handler Two: Man, she's flipping me out right now. Ralphie: Trample. Kill. Ram. Trample. Gore. Crush crush trample. Fear. Two legs everywhere. Trample them...

POLICY STATEMENT: AGGIES, GET A MUTT

The debate over replacing the retiring Reveille VII (that prounounced "vaiiiii") at Texas A&M has gotten quite spirited for a place priding itself on military traditions like order and swift...

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