Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

  We don't understand homophobia as a matter of simple arithmetic. If you haven't watched enough television to understand gay men, we will bring you up to speed. They tend to be fit, well-groomed,...

(Photo: Clemson mascot watches as an effigy of the South Carolina mascot is burned. Via.) OMG THEY'RE BURNING A CHICKEN ALIVE WHO ARE THESE SOLDIERS SHIT DO THEY KNOW I'M HIGH THEY PROBABLY KNOW I...

EIGHTBALL THE TIGER SAYS THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD FOR CLEMSON/GT NO I'M NOT HUNGRY BUT I WANT TO CALL SOME FRIENDS YEAH LET'S CALL SOME FRIENDS IT WILL BE AWESOME WE'LL ALL GO TO THE MARINA AND...

And you think I'm injured? I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW UNDERTAKER. Tim Tebow pulled off his sling to prove he was fine at a basketball game after his recent shoulder surgery. Call him an...

De'Shon Sanders is the snowman, and he's gonna melt under the interrogation lamps: the reserve defensive back for the Texas Tech Red Raiders was arrested at 1:30 in the morning today in Lubbock by...

Georgia Tech at Boston College HOLLY (QUASI-RATIONAL): What do you call it when you're picking a team for completely unsound reasons but they're the better team anyway? I like Georgia Tech...

Ask Catlab to make brainscrambler for you, and he makes brainscramblers for all. Courtesy of Barstoolio and in honor of the Miami/Florida game, we present: Starshine U. Michael Irvin's floating...

The Fulmer Cup competition for 2008 ends tonight at midnight, and barring any West Virginia triple murders, Missouri drug busts, or the FBI unearthing a sleeper cell at Michigan, (Buckeye fan: "I...

We prefer to think of them as an entrepreneurial youth group. Missouri redshirt freshman safety Gilbert Moye has interests including networking with other young urban youth, the color blue, and...

The most stunning event in the history of the Fulmer Cup places Alabama at the pinnacle of offseason feloniousness. Update brought to you by Brian, who is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson and as...