Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

You...you're probably not high enough to watch this video. Too bad, because we now imagine this playing in Lane Kiffin's head on a perpetual loop as he totes his huge, white, cartoon-paneled head...

BEHOLD BAMA FANS THE VOICE OF YOUR LEADER, THE GREAT AND UNDYING CYBERTYDE. DO NOT PANIC BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARING THIS VOICE. THIS IS NOT JESUS. THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE. PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE...

Far, far be it from us to mock injuries to college athletes, particularly those sustained by Bruins quarterbacks, all of whom seem to have been born under the same Mr. Glass constellation. But...

Hey man what's that on the road? Friend, It's Dr. Miles Freakout Train carrying its load! Dr. Miles Freakout Train has arrived. It's so yellow it's making me pout! It's my equipment truck, and...

Brian presents the big board for the week. A smattering of notes on what was a quiet weekend follows. Remember: Illinois and Mizzou are both victims of one player's outstanding contributions....

The Big Board for this week, brought to you by Brian, who is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson. The new charges, notes, and clarifications: The Vols pick up two for Faison's DUI and continue to win the...

This week's cup runneth over with points for Missouri and some bonus foam on that rapsheetaccino for Tennessee. The Big Board is, as always, brought to you by Brian, who is hung like Reggie F'n...

The big board for this week, looking much the same as it did last week due to a spurt of good behavior or poor enforcement by the university police of this nation. Notes, apologies, and addenda...

We'll post the Fulmer Cup scoreboard in a bit, but we're trying to track down exactly what the charges are going to be involving two Florida Gators, Brandons Powell and James. There's an...

New coach Nick Saban and Les Miles have used text messaging and other new technologies to try to get the edge in recruiting. But the two coaches, now bitter rivals in the hotly contested SEC West,...