These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football. Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920. "Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new...
#11 Ohio St. at #24 Northwestern HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Relax your bedtime grip on your Glocks, America. Ohio State has two losses, and the universe can breathe easy, safe from the specter of a...
Presented without comment: Exhibit A: Exhibit B. Exhibit C: And to all a good night.
The following is an excerpt from our upcoming memoir, Song of the Lukewarm Potsticker. It is about the father shared by both Matt Ufford and Spencer Hall: a poet, a madman, a city bus driver, a...
Monday's profile of Alabama athletic director Mal Moore listed online roleplaying games among his many hobbies and described him as a "tenth level Elf-Dragon". Mr. Moore is actually an extremely...
We rarely pre-empt the Curious Index. Today, there is a reason. Read on, because Holly found something majestic. Raise ya glasses, shake ya asses, Vol Nation: For unto us is given this day that...
The Cronicas roll on... Our theory of SEC football scandals involves several stages, outlined below. First: the spurning! At one point someone pisses someone off about something. This is then...
Recruiting is creepy--therefore, you knew you'd be watching Chris Hansen sneak-attack-interviewing Pete Carroll eventually. Dateline Presents: To Catch a Recruiter. (WARNING!!! Scene containing the...
Kyle Wright unfortunately will miss Miami's next game against Maryland. Which will be magical. And special. Like all Miami football games. Especially the ones with 41K in the stands for a...
The most terrifying bits of absolutely evil but necessary information that will haunt you for the rest of the late morning/early afternoon. Call a priest...if you dare. --Charlie Weis manages to be...
