Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

The sun rises over Nutt Valley, home of the Reverend Houston Nutt and his isolated camp of acolytes. The following description of events is what led to this. Houston Nutt; Another beautiful day...

GIGGITY. Houston Nutt's unnaturally long fingers are wagging at you. Who? YOU, the non-Ole Miss footaball player. Clearly you live in a hellzone called "THE WORLD OF THE UNINVESTED." Locusts nest...