Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Hooo--wee! Thinking about gettin' some Kansas Va-Jay-Jay-hawk on this hog-willie! GIGGITY! Make 'em shell out for the HOUSTON DALE EXPERIENCE! Ducats in my bucket for the Nutt-get! Wouldn't have...

The Ole Miss lockerroom in Columbia, SC, Thursday, September 24th just prior to kickoff. There is the sound of a church organ humming from an indistinct spot somewhere in the locker room. HOUSTON...

Ole Miss, in just a year and a half of sustained football excellence, have bypassed the stable, prosperous stage of football glory and skipped ahead to the decadent, endstages of Caligula-esque...

Sir Stanley: Gentlemen! I seek philosophical entertainment! Elrick, Duke of Necessity: Certainly. Today's fox: What is sexy? Discuss! Sir Stanley: Why sir, I had no idea you would play right into...

A crowded church in Oxford, Mississippi. The slow sizzle of tambourines and magisterial rumble of a church organ roil in the background. A choir stands waving its hands heavenward in the air. P...

The Alphabetical, our grand attempt to summarize the week's action in 26 pieces, is up at the Sporting Blog. it's a lovely day: the sun is shining, the birds are really and literally singing...

At least someone's happy about this. Frankly, you're probably fortunate if you lose by one after you spend the entire third quarter practicing the "fumble" drill. You're actually fortunate to not...

Houston Nutt, professional coach. This is only marginally about him, but the picture is too good not to lead with here. Thanks: J. The current turnover total for Florida on the year: zero, a number...

One time, I was trying to fix the HVAC in my house. I like to fix things because my father liked to fix things. One time he fixed a sick goat by throwing it off the roof of the house during an...

And I like to WIN. Houston Nutt story number one. Please read all of these in a voice triangulated somewhere between Bill Clinton and George Bush's, and remember that for proper effect you should...