Arian Foster is sorry he dropped your baby on his head. He would have held onto it, but it flew out of his hands while he was busy trying to catch the coffee he'd just dropped, which he paid for...
Worried about the Big 10's recent habit of face-planting in high-profile out-of-conference games? Jim Delany isn't: "In any particular time frame, could be three years, could be five years, could...
During one of our post-SEC-media-days evening wind-downs, I overheard our fearless leader Orson, in a telephone trash-talk exchange with one of our illustrious Big XII partisans, describe Big XII...
Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...
Tis the maddest trick a man can ever play in his whole life, to let his breath sneak out of his body without any more ado, and without so much as a rap oer the pate, or a kick of the guts;...
Via Dawg Sports, of course, comes the side-splittingest breaking tale of the entire offseason: UGA mutant star Knowshon Moreno being forced to write a two-page essay last year on noise pollution...
By the EDSBS staff. We care, just like a tiger does: with their claws and teeth first. Tennessee has a minor, eeny-tiny-bit of a discipline problem, and not the sort that professional paste-eater...
A crowded singles bar in an urban setting. Bobby sits at a bar in a red tube dress, drinking a cosmo and swirling the straw around in his hand. Another! Now! Bobby: BARTENDER! Another Screaming...
Updates, updates, updates! This is a grand time of year for coach-related rumor mongering and, yes, even the occasional real bit of news. Clemson Keeps Bowden Fan 1: How do you know the 2007 season...
University of Louisiana-Monroe coach Charlie Weatherbie is celebrating for a few reasons. Sure, he's got reason to pop the bubbly because his team beat the Alabama Crimson Tide 21-14 on Saturday....
