Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Handguns don't kill people. Mike Patrick does, and when he's through he stuffs them in a vat of quicklime he keeps beneath his prize roses. Louisiana legislator Ernest Wooton has proposed a bill...

To cap off a lackluster hate week, we salvage by threatening each other with the worst tortures we can possibly think of. Enjoy? Orson: Ready to hate? Holly: It's been too long since I was referred...

My gun is this big. A powerful high-caliber recruit who shot into the starting lineup as a left guard on the 2006 national title team, Ronnie Wilson will be reinstated at Florida as a walk-on on...

Tooter Sooner! SI's got their archives mostly open and running, a boon for tweedy archvists like ourselves and something that had us sprinting straight for rock star Rick Telander at his most...

Brian brings us this week's Big Board, an active board for those who really, really don't have time for this shit. Notes, clarifications, and open challenges to fight follow. The biggest leap in...

The Big Board for this week, brought to you by Brian, who is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson. The new charges, notes, and clarifications: The Vols pick up two for Faison's DUI and continue to win the...

Urban Meyer finds suspensions very harsh, usually. That's what we're fond of typing, anyway, since there's been nary a peep out of Herr Meyer since the Ronnie Wilson AK-47 firing incident in...

A few quick notes from the Fulmer Cup front: Northwestern gets in on the Big 10 Fulmer Cup rush with a piddling DUI charge for center Trevor Rees, pulled over for weaving and swervin' in Wilmette...

We went to a spring game and have the red, red neck and knees to prove it. --Beautiful, sun blasted Gainesville this weekend, a place redolent with the smell of rotting vegetation, cheap beer, and...

Again: Mike Leach lives every week like it's Shark Week. Those moments in the day when you hem and haw, wondering if what you're about to do will make someone awkward, violate an invisible social...