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BOWDEN RETIRES. HAVE SOME COURTESY. AND SOME TASTE.

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What are these conflicted feelings? What if you woke up one day, the sun rose, and you were certain the devil was gone? And that, for an instant, you felt sorry for him as he handed in his...

BOWDEN RECEIVES HAIL OF SUPPORT LEADING UP TO MEETING

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Since an announcement is due tomorrow concerning his future, we consulted a few randoms for their opinions on the Bowden situation. "I think he gets to retire whenever he's ready. He's earned it....

A FLORIDA/ FLORIDA STATE THANKSGIVING

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They gather under the already ominously warm glow of a Florida dawn. GOODMAN TEBOW appoaches with GOODMAN URBAN in full Pilgrim gear. CHIEF BOW-DEN and his assistant JIM-BO await them. GOODMAN...

JAMES COLEY, TWITTER BRAVEHEART

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James Coley is the recruiting coordinator and tight ends coach at Florida State. In his spare time he flexes at walls, eyeballs chain link fences and accuses them of inconsistency, and walks into...

MICKEY ANDREWS ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AMONG FRIENDS

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Mickey Andrews will be retiring from his position as Florida State's defensive coordinator at season's end, ending an illustrious career spanning five decades and including two national...

FSU PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT ILLUSTRATED

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Excerpted from TK Wetherell's statement regarding the coaching situation at FSU, discussed briefly here, and illustrated below. Two years ago Coach Bowden and I and others stood together and...

HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM CHRIS RIX

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The EDSBS team has several updates. First: Chris Rix sucks forever, but since his tenure overlapped with NAME REDACTED's reign of error over Florida football, we cannot offer many substantive...

EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 1

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Navy @ #6 Ohio State Terrelle Pryor IS Belle IN La Belle et la Bête. Not the Disney cartoon Beauty & the Beast, but the 1946 Cocteau version where everything is sepia-toned and miserable. (The rest...

PRESEASON TOP 25 SECURITY RANKINGS: FLORIDA STATE

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We rate the top 25 estimates by national security. Nerd up, geek out, and follow along for number 20, North Carolina. 19. Florida State. Companion Country: Iraq. Ah, we kid. Iraq was never big...

OH, BRAVO, NINJA COMPLIANCE OFFICER

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THIS IS NINJA COMPLIANCE OFFICER. HE STRIKES AT ANY TIME. HIS SILENCE IS HIS WEAPON. HIS STEALTH IS HIS SHIELD. YOUR DEATH IS HIS FOOD. IF HE CANNOT GET FOOD, HE WILL TAKE YOUR REMAINING...

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