Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

The Honey Badger is always running about, eating constantly and terrorizing the savanna with his relentless hunger. Up the tree he goes, devouring a cobra; down the tree he runs, tearing ass...

Hey, you! You're looking as fresh as the new snap of fall in the air this morning. Is that a new shirt? No? Well, that new gym routine must be working, Mary SWOLEstonecraft SWELLy, because you look...

We're done for the day, barring Fresno State rising up and invading Los Angeles in search of ill-gotten recruits, but please enjoy this lovely, lovely parting gift to while away your afternoon: An M...

From days of the near future, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of WACtron, Defender of the Universe, an occasionally mighty 16-team conference, loved by good,...

Toby Gerhart, crackerjack Stanford running back last seen being almost as egregiously robbed of that one trophy as Ndamukong Suh, has hit upon the absolute canniest solution to raise his personal...

Go buy Joe Pa's glasses, which are not only autographed by him, but were taken off his head by a Penn State student. Paterno has no plans to get new glasses, and will instead soldier through the...

We prefer to keep our head above the scurrilous, undocumented rumor surrounding Lane Kiffin's alleged personal misbehavior while at Knoxville. We prefer not to comment on an alleged car wreck where...

Seattle and Endor do look a lot alike.