Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37...

Headline! ACC official and game-speed-retardant Ron Cherry begs to differ, as he's givin' the business more effectively than ever: Just fine with his swollen staff size: Ron Cherry.

Texas A&M @ #2 Texas HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Sorry to make an afterthought of you, Agros, but the question here isn't a Texas win or loss, but a Texas win blowout-y enough to maintain its eensy...

Notre Dame @ Navy HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Navy possesses what may be my favorite stat line in college football this year: 2nd in the country in rushing, 119th in passing. (Second favorite stat...

Cock and Fire Studios, Columbia, South Carolina. Steve Spurrier:...and.....ROLL! Steven "The Snake" Garcia: You like that baby? Oh, yeah, let's do this... They begin their scene. Garcia gets into...

So I was running the Sweaty Wishbone with this Filipina in the back of her car the other day when I thought: this girl has got some fight in her! Just like the Arizona defense. They're eighteenth...

Hi. You know who I am. This thumb's for you, Colt McCoy, because you're a champion who takes my breath away and turns in slow motion away from onrushing defenders bent on crushing you. You took...

“You have to earn your way, every day, or you don’t play,” Mangino said. “I didn’t mean for it to rhyme but it came out that way.”--Kansas coach Mark Mangino in the University Daily Kansan. Y...

We're left a bit speechless. Provide your own commentary below for this retro pile party pic from Texas A&M. That coach in the background looks jacked that this is happening.

Handler One: Ralphie, that's a good girl. Handler Two: Man, she's flipping me out right now. Ralphie: Trample. Kill. Ram. Trample. Gore. Crush crush trample. Fear. Two legs everywhere. Trample them...