Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Dr. Lou needs the kind of deep, piercing analysis only EDSBS can provide. Watch last night's here, and then join the breakdown below. Thank you, homely black girl, for your football question. M...

Syracuse @ #7 Penn StateHolly: Greg Paulus IS Number 5 IN Short Circuit. No, he really, really is. Goofy-looking, endearing yet annoying, probably struck by lightning at some point. Penn State...

[BULLET BULLET BULLET UPDATE: The indispensable Matt's College Sports On TV returns for 2009 with the equally indispensable and exhaustive TV schedule. Matt = American Hero.] The weekend’s...

Kenny Chesney, your midget ass. Our troupe of unstoppable pit bulls. A dark plain in West Texas borded by a river, and us in a monster truck with hunting lights and a shotgun. Let's roll, shorty. Y...

Someone is benefitting from the entire Erin Andrews video scandal: hackers, who have taken the internet's finally fulfilled obsession with ERIN ANDREWS NAKED and played it to their advantage by...

ESPN just released their announcer pairings for the fall, something we found via Pat Forde's Twitter feed. We thank you and your majestic frontispiece of a hairstyle, Mr. Forde. It could cut a...

After some actual talking to our sources, the rumor of any changes to Gameday is mostly crap, with the only salient piece of information being the annual speculation over Lee Corso's retirement....

Mel Kiper is the NFL Draft's foremost expert. Today he assists us with his boundless expertise, and tell us exactly how the first three rounds of the genocidal madman draft are going to go down. I...

Let us offer an early review on Tommy Tuberville as a television commenter: he's velvety smooth, like a tumbler full of Woodford Reserve with huge ears strapped to the side of it. Unlike many...

Opening kickoff and WHOOOOP!!! Down to the 35 yard line and David Akers from...from.... Tom Jackson: (sighs) Louisville. Berman: Tom, Jesus, sound like you gotta pair. Edit that out. Let's keep...