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EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 5

#22 Michigan at Michigan State Holly: Rich Rodriguez IS White Goodman IN Dodgeball. Say, did you know Sparty's chestplate contains actual kevlar? Nice moves, although it won't save them. RichRod...

EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 1

Navy @ #6 Ohio State Terrelle Pryor IS Belle IN La Belle et la Bête. Not the Disney cartoon Beauty & the Beast, but the 1946 Cocteau version where everything is sepia-toned and miserable. (The...

CURIOUS INDEX, 8/3/2009

I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife Oprah. Allow myself to introduce . . . myself: I'm Doug Gillett, proprietor of Hey Jenny Slater, occasional contributor to Dr. Saturday, and...

FOOTBALL AS LIFE: CAREER READS 101

Football is like life: it has a playbook, and when it breaks down, people get hurt. The first installment of this series appeared here as "Football Analogizing;" it appears here under a slimmer...

WHY THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE DID NOT WORK: ILLUSTRATED

These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football. Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920. "Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new...

BUFFALO WINGS OF DESIRE: A PLAY IN SIX ACTS

You might wonder: how does an overeducated Volunteer fan feel about the game? How does "hallucinating in the key of Wim Wenders sound?" to you? If the answer is "too bizarre for digestion," then...

ARE YOU WITH ME, DR. LOU?

Lou, you tried. They gave you nothing, but you tried. You were stuck out there with a few props, a whistle, and a Starter cap, and you made magic happen. Now they've put you in a suit, forced you...

GAMEDAY REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIX

Corso hisses. Desmond Howard counts a very special number for Jeremy Maclin. Chris Fowler pronounces Clemson and Alabama fans as "fucked up." Gameday gets the thorough remixing and Unnecessary...

CORRECTIONS, 08/08/08

Last week's interview with West Virginia's Steve Slaton inaccurately labeled the following passage as a quote about Slaton's roommate and teammate Pat White: The alarm goes off once, but if you hit...

CORRECTIONS, 7/25/2008

Monday's Getting to Know U: Pac-10 profile of Cal quarterback Nate Longshore contained the following inaccurate paragraph: "Nate Longshore is a British Overseas Territory, 16 miles long, and 3...

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