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DEDICATION GOES TO THE GRAVE AND BEYOND

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Ours could be any number of things: --"STILL MORE MOBILE THAN CHRIS WEINKE" --"THERE WERE FLOWERS HERE BUT PHIL FULMER ATE THEM" --"YOU'RE AT THE WRONG TOMBSTONE MIAMI'S SWAGGER IS FOUR SPOTS DOWN...

TIM TEBOW DISMISSES GEORGIA MATCHUP AS "AS MEANINGLESS AS ANY OTHER."

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Tim Tebow, clad in an ironic t-shirt reading "IRONIC T-SHIRT," announced that this year's Georgia-Florida game "won't be any different than any other time the two schools meet" during Florida's...

FOOTBALL ANALOGIZING: THE LEAD OPTION OF A DRUNK EVENING IN DC IN 2004

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Football is like life: it has a playbook, and when it breaks down, people get hurt. Enjoy. The play begins thusly. We play the part of the quarterback, labeled here as O/S. The idea: to...

JIM LEAVITT WILL DEBONE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER JOBS: PART 2 IN A CONTINUING SERIES

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We all remember with delight how Jim Leavitt reacted to one of his underlings so much as expressing interest in an open position not affiliated with South Florida. So how do you suppose he's coping...

WHY THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE DID NOT WORK: ILLUSTRATED

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These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football. Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920. "Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new...

FULMER: TOAST (ROAST?); KNS: DROWSY

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I mean, of course he is. If this coaching staff had anyone left in their corner at all after treating a reeling, gutted fanbase to a full quarter of Jonathan Crompton, I'd love to hear from them. ...

PENN SHTATE IS DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED

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If Penn State would like to make things easier on themselves, they should throw down a Rome-on-Carthage, empty-the-cartridges earth-salting on Ohio State Saturday. If there is a second left on the...

JOE PATERNO, EPICUREAN

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“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.” Joe Paterno is dying in front of our eyes, and that is no overly dramatic...

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