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HOW'S THAT NEW FIELD LOOKING, LONGHORNS?

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Ohhh, fine. Just fine. (If anyone's intrigued by this combination of football and girls in chaps, and would like more information, here you go.)

BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS

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Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...

THE DIGITAL VIKING: EDSBS'S GUIDE TO SPICY LIVING.

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It's a long offeseason. In an attempt to vary up the somewhat fatigued Friday rotation of non-sequitur posts called the Corrections, we will vary it with various lab experiments, including The...

EDSBS: ENEMIES OF THE STATE 2009

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Orson: Enemies of the State---EDSBS needs them for 2009. We will split the votes for Lane Kiffin and Urban between the two of us and run for common foes, okay? Holly: I was just thinking about...

OKLAHOMA BOY UP IN THIS OOOOHHHHH

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Who's that guy screaming into my tight Sam Bradford rap? We tryin' to spit some fire here. Hold on, lemme get that tight "Get Low" sample in here. [crackle]OF THE YEAR!![/crackle] DAMMIT!!! I'm...

BOOM LIKE A BOOM LIKE A TEXAS BOOM-IN'

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Texas goes BOOM. Being a slave to the man, we think this is completely brilliant. FAST FORWARD SELECTOR to the future for Texas!

HATE WEEK: MAKING FUN OF MARK RICHT IS EASY

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We sat down for an interview with Mark Richt. Or maybe we didn't. Anyway, there's little point in doing it for the purposes of a hit piece, because he's a terrible target, as the following script...

ALL HAIL ASSMANN

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Really? Yes? This is happening? He saddles up: shoulder pads, kneebrace, helmet. He reviews his playbook, the script for the first fifteen plays, and takes a quiet knee to collect his thoughts and...

LOVE ON THE ROCKS AT UTEP

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How did your Saturday go? Get some laundry done? Watch your team sputter for three quarters before waking up and going for the balls in the fourth quarter? Get caught in a class 2 sex act on...

ALVIN WYATT'S WARDROBE SECRET

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The sexiest football coach in all the game is Alvin Wyatt, the father of the Wyattbone offense and noted exemplar of the philosophy that stuntin' is not a talent, but instead a habit instilled by...

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